normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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