woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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