I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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