margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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