What a fucking waste of an outfit
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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