ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
