i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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