god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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