it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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