Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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