I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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