couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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