Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just want nice things and good sex
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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