I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.