you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.