Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So. Much. Porn.
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