Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Will exercising make me less horny?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
