You just made me feel so damn special
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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