I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I will be naked everywhere
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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