im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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