i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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