Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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