Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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