he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So much rum. So many feels.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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