If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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