your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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