I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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