better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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