After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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