I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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