my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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