I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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