my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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