Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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