I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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