Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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