ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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