fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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