I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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