Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
