Sry I called you an 8
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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