people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
