I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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