Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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