I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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