i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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