A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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