How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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