There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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