Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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