The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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