Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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