ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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