I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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