Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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