I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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