Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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